Apr 27

Radical Agenda EP134 – Swept

Bored of winning yet? God Emperor Trump crushed our rivals in last night’s popularity contest and is almost certainly going to be the Republican nominee for president of the United States. The smell of desperation lingers in the nostrils of Ted Cruz’s concubines as he struggles to achieve an erection. John Kasich giggles like a schoolgirl counting up the frequent flyer miles he accumulated during the campaign, which as best as I can figure was the only reason he ran in the first place.

Radical Agenda EP134 - Swept

Radical Agenda EP134 – Swept

Trump not only won all five states last night, but all of the districts therein as well. Everybody thought he was going to do well, but none had predicted the magnitude of the victory. Media pundits struggled for a way to downplay the success, looking to Indiana for some kind of miracle. Trump on the other hand declared himself the presumptive nominee, and former RNC Chair Michael Steele agreed saying “If he were any other candidate, that’s exactly what everyone in Washington and around the country would be calling him inside the GOP.”

Lena Dunham has joined the growing list of celebrities “threatening” to flee to Canada if Trump is elected. With that becoming ever more likely, I hope she has secured her travel arrangements. If not, I’m sure Emperor Trump will be glad to give her a ride, in his helicopter.

In other news, I’m in the early stages of planning an alt-right/ancap overlap sort of event here in New Hampshire. I already have tentative agreements with Walter Block, Richard Spencer, Augustus Invictus, and Lauren Southern. If you thought liberal jimmies were getting rustled by our online activity, wait until we’re all in the same room!

There’s a lot more to get to, plus your calls at 747-234-2254 or RadicalAgenda on Skype, but that’s the blog post for today.

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