I don’t even know where to start today. I usually try to come up with a cohesive theme for show descriptions, but I’m being pulled in varying directions by equally ridiculous headlines.
Whenever the gun control issue comes up, we point to stabbings and murders by blunt instruments and jokingly say “are you going to ban XZY next?” thinking people will see the absurdity of the policy proposed. That never works. As you may recall, London is now instituting knife and acid control since, in the absence of firearms, these have become the weapons of choice for the criminals brought in by lax immigration policy.
If you thought it would stop there, you were kidding yourself. A school in Hyattsville, Maryland just banned pencil sharpeners after 7 students used the blades from them to superficially cut their own wrists.
Usually people think you’re engaging in hyperbole if you compare schools to prisons, but jail, and maybe psychiatric hospitals are literally the only other places I can think of where pencil sharpeners are considered contraband. What are they going to do when a kid stabs somebody with a dull pencil? What about when somebody gets choked with a belt?
This perpetual effort to control the environment to make it safe for savages and the mentally ill, reducing us all to the lowest common denominator, is a bottomless pit of nonsense.
If you thought that was ridiculous, I’ve got another one for you. Somebody actually thought it newsworthy to say “Transgender Youth More Likely To Be Diagnosed with Mental Disorders“.
Somebody ought to inform the journal Pediatrics that transgenderism is a mental disorder, and parents who indulge the delusions of their children are engaged in child abuse.
“Among these young people, the most prevalent diagnoses were attention deficit disorders in children, 3 to 9 years of age, and depressive disorders in adolescents, 10 to 17 years of age” said the study’s lead author, Tracy A. Becerra-Culqui, Ph.D., M.P.H., of the Kaiser Permanente Southern California Department of Research & Evaluation.
Children as young as three years old, being diagnosed with ADD, and then being allowed to get tricked by Jewish transgender bullshit.
Speaking of Jewish transgender bullshit, some fucking degenerate managed to get himself into the female housing unit of a jail after he defied an order to disperse at a violent leftist demonstration. Ebony Ava Harper was arrested and booked into the Sacramento County Jail on charges of failing to disperse during a protest, and resisting an officer. “My humanity was stripped, I was searched by men, and they videotaped me, I began to cry because I didn’t feel comfortable being searched by a guy,” Harper said. “I have some female body parts; I just felt dehumanized,” he added.
I think Ebony should be placed directly inside a wooden box, which should be nailed shut and buried far from any men who might hurt him.
If that story got you aroused, perhaps you would like to let off some steam at the “Bordoll,” a German business where men stop by and pay $60 to borrow a masturbatory toy for half an hour. The dolls cost roughly $2500 to buy outright, putting them outside the reach of your average working man. So some brilliant entrepreneur named (((Evelyn Schwarz))) decided to rent them out by the half hour.
Andrea, who helps Schwarz run the brothel, doesn’t want to get into the details of the cleaning process, which can take up to 30 minutes. They’re top secret tricks of the trade, she tells Vice News.
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