Happy Birthday, Mr. President!
Looks like John Bolton bought you a war. Go ahead, open it.
I imagine many of you thought the same thing I did when you heard that the Iranians bombed yet another oil tanker. It felt a lot like when Assad just kept on gassing his own people with absolutely no rational explanation whatsoever. It is hard to imagine a scenario where Iran thought they might benefit from carrying out these kinds of attacks, but the same idiots who brought us every other conflict in that region are betting on the American public to be unthinking consumers of Jewish media, and silently nod in agreement as they are bankrupted, and bled dry.
It’s comical how stupid they think we are, though of course, there is ample justification for thinking we’re stupid. These ridiculous scams just keep on coming and we just keep on falling for them, or at least, the people in charge do.
It’s like, an explosion happens halfway around the world and five minutes later some Jewish puppet is on Fox News claiming that whoever’s out of favor with the Jews lately, did it for the shere joy of committing acts of evil. You can almost picture them standing around some magic orb watching it happen, like a bunch of Iranians just cracking up laughing with Skeletor, Gargamel, Mumm-Ra, and the Decepticons.
Sorry millennials, I only know 80s cartoons.
They knew some of you would be skeptical, and trust in government and media has understandably run thin as of late. You may recall they tried to pull the same scam just last month. Back then, the US blamed Iran, too. However, while an investigation by the three nations that own those oil tankers strongly suggested a “state actor,” the people logically most interested in finding the actual culprit’s did not blame Iran.
The good news is, this time they managed to provide video evidence of the culprits removing an unexploded limpet mine from the side of the vessel within hours. Concrete proof, they tell us, that these silhouettes are in fact the people they’ve spent the last decade and change begging to go to war with, and now our mutual foe has given us the opportunity. Aren’t we lucky, fellas?
But there’s one small problem. Just like last time, the owners of the tankers disagree with America’s assessment.
The Japanese owner of the Kokuka Courageous, one of two oil tankers targeted near the Strait of Hormuz, said Friday that sailors on board saw “flying objects” just before it was hit, suggesting the vessel wasn’t damaged by mines. Company president Yutaka Katada said Friday he believes the flying objects seen by the sailors could have been bullets. He denied any possibility of mines or torpedoes because the damage was above the ship’s waterline. He called reports of a mine attack “false.”
That account contradicts what the U.S. military said as it released the supposed smoking gun video.
Mines are not in the habit of flying, in case you’re not a weapons expert.
You know what else doesn’t fly? Saying positive things about Iran on social media. While this lie was being pedaled on our national news channels yesterday, Twitter deleted thousands of “accounts linked to coordinated, state-backed activities it believes were from the Iranian government” according to Reuters. Because, you know, anybody who disagrees with the Jewish press and their allies in the Defense Department, must be some disinformation agent from a foreign intelligence agency.
Iran called the claims “unfounded and reckless” and accused the US of “warmongering” as part of a “disinformation campaign”. Iran’s mission to the United Nations said in a statement that “The US and its regional allies must stop warmongering and put an end to mischievous plots and false flag operations in the region”.
I remember back in the good old days, when you had to be a nutcase to use phrases like “false flag” in public, but Tucker Carlson and Douglas McGregor have done a fine job of preparing us for this day. This narrative of falling apart faster than a science pussy with gangrene.
This is a huge national embarrassment, so much so that I have to figure it was designed to be. If Trump falls for this he’s done for, and so is the country.
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